Chris Meissen

1951 - 2022

Chris was a role model to many. For his entire life, he was a perfect example of what not to be and how not to act.

Chris hated Democrats and liberals, and pretended to be Christian. Conspiracy theories gave his life meaning.

Chris loved guns. Nothing was more important to Chris than his guns. On April 15th, 2022, just two weeks after his 71st birthday, in a cheap motel room in West Plains, Mo., Chris used one of his precious guns to blow his brains out.